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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:05

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I don't drink

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What happened to your school bully?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : Thank you.

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Can women learn to squirt?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I'm 24.

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Tea ?

Me : Sure.

He : Then let's have some coffee

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Because it's month of August.